How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor