How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.