Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.