Because he went crackers.
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
He was always drinking on the job
He tried fighting fire with fire.
Crackers get soggy when wet.
Because Polly wants a cracker.