Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.