Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.