How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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One prick...and it's all over.

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Medium burgers!

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B flat.

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Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."