How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."