Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Outrun Jokes More Outrun Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!