Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

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Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized