Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor