Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!