Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile