Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.