Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month