Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."