Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.