Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.