Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.