Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.