Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain :D

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter