Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!