Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister