Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!"