Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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I bearly touched her.

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Urine trouble!

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You're just gonna have to be a little patient.

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You're going to have to be a little patient"

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People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"