Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room?

You're just gonna have to be a little patient.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.