Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.