Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room?

You're going to have to be a little patient"

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"