What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.