What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.