What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.