What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!