What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.