What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape