How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.