How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.