What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!