He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because he never spills the beans :-)
Trust Me..."
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course
N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
Daddy.