Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.