Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!