Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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Well, its complicated.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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The Master Baiter.

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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.