How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.