How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.