How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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