What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.