Bite me.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Acting surprised.
You can't tell it's in the dark
it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
Used Tampons
Steaks.
Pork and beans
Kick the alter boy in the chin )