How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.