Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Infantacide
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.