How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!