How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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Both are in *a la mode*.

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.