How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!