How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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Infantacide

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2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.