Shia Labeouf
They are animal products.
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
A just duet.
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)