How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.