What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.