What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

How do hobbit flowers grow?

Through Frodo-synthesis.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms