What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Because they kept throwin shade

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms