What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.