What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.