What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.