What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.