What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.