What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.