What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.