What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet