What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet