What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?

A poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.