Everybody loves Putin!
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Vladimir Poopin
He's taking over the Poles.
Amputin
Kermit the frogs fingers"
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Everybody loves Ramen.