Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.