Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.