Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.