Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.