Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.