Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.