Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.