Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise