Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea