Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!