Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!