Monica Lewinsky Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Menace-Soda.

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Because she had a frog in her throat.

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It's made from scratch

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Church.

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It takes four years to get an election.

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

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