What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here