What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.