What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"