Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.