Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"