Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"