Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.