Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.