Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing