Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do