Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing