What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

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Snowoman no cry.

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How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !