What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !