What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!