What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.