What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.