A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
Get John Boehner to cry.
New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
They both die if you chop them
