A cry for Alp !
I cry when I cut open an onion
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
A: Frostbite.
He did lots of cross fit
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
A meowtain
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
