What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!