What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !