Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!