Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Switzerland Jokes More Switzerland Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.