Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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The Salivation Army.

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Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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You get a sun *Bern.*

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Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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Mount Cleverest

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Nothing. They were both stoned.

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Weeeeeeeee!!!

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Ready or not, hair I comb!

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Mowed 'em.

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A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!