Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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I see my ex came by."

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I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Oh,the humanities!

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None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Sleighs 'em

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.