How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.