Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
