How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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What is pink and has seven dents in it?

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.