Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Because if you're not there, then you're not around.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Light bulb.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
Seven.
Seven was her "plus 1"
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.