How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.