How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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All seven or eight of them.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...