How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...