How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...