How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why did six take seven with her to social events?

Seven was her "plus 1"

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.