How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

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What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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Toucan

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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My life revolves around you!

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him