How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.