How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.