How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.