How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.