How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.