How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.