How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.