How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.