What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!