What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!