Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.