Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.