Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Black Coffee Jokes More Black Coffee Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common?

They're both terrible without cream.