How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.