How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.