Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.