Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.