Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
He had no leg to stand on.
Nothing... They've never met
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
I replied.
He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
A condescending con descending.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
A double!
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
