Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Cancer.
Shucks
Because 7 always came first!!!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Get off me homes!
He made a spectacle of himself.
Umbros
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
A condescending con descending.
A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.
They have no home to run to
When they get to third base they think they've scored
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.