Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Redneck Kid Jokes More Redneck Kid Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.