What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time