What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.