How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.