How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.