How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture