Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !
He was knotty.
Crip Cringle.
It burns too easily
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
The NBA
Because there is no driver up there.