How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.