What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...