What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy