What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...