What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.