A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
The lanlord!
If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy