How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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