What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe